Tuesday, August 29, 2017

narrative on the fart

It was 7:32pm at the Leans house on the 19 of August. Everyone was settling in at the table to sing happy birthday, with our  bowls of ice cream in hand when something mysterious suddenly happened!

Logan had let loose! Everyone cowardly jumped under their seats. Ice cream was flying everywhere, it was as if an earthquake had struck. Wait a minute… was there actually an earthquake? We all thought for a second and then it struck us. That was an after quake from Logan's ripper.

Then we heard a faint noise... it was getting louder we looked over and to our surprise the force of the fart had struck two year old Milly flat off her seat. She was  now laying on the ground with a chair   on top of her.

Mum raced over while cursing Logan and that was the end of that. Logan was sent straight to bed. When we got up there he was ready for us the second we got there we were blasted back down the stars with a ripper fart. But this is just the first for the night Imagine a big hairy man that hasn't showered in years. Well that's what the fart smelt like.

Logan was in big trouble he was sent to  a different room and could not get up  until 7:00! The big problem was finally solved because the room  happened to be fart proof !







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